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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 16:01:24 GMT
And I did a big dribble down my front.
I think I got away with it though as there were no other customers in the shop.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Mar 31, 2011 16:05:22 GMT
Is this dribble in any way connected to the aforementioned facial, FFS?!
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Post by Rags on Mar 31, 2011 16:27:30 GMT
I was in John Lewis in Southsea this afternoon and an old lady did a loud and extremely smelly guff. I walked right into it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 16:36:03 GMT
Did her fart sound like someone saying 'HONDA'?
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Post by StEtienne on Mar 31, 2011 16:39:23 GMT
I was in John Lewis in Southsea this afternoon and an old lady did a loud and extremely smelly guff. I walked right into it. Now that was real karma...
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Post by Rags on Mar 31, 2011 17:27:07 GMT
I was in John Lewis in Southsea this afternoon and an old lady did a loud and extremely smelly guff. I walked right into it. Now that was real karma... Instant karma got me
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2011 9:01:36 GMT
Is this dribble in any way connected to the aforementioned facial, FFS?! It was a mouth dribble but that's still pretty bad. I hope I haven't lost the use of my lower lip.
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Post by spot51 on Apr 1, 2011 11:27:51 GMT
I was in John Lewis in Southsea this afternoon and an old lady did a loud and extremely smelly guff. I walked right into it. Top 3 Farting Euphemisms 1 Opened her lunch 2 Dropped her guts 3 Let off
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2011 11:30:15 GMT
I was in John Lewis in Southsea this afternoon and an old lady did a loud and extremely smelly guff. I walked right into it. Top 3 Farting Euphemisms 1 Opened her lunch 2 Dropped her guts 3 Let off 1. Opened her handbag 2. A romper cough 3. Stepped on a duck
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 1, 2011 12:42:58 GMT
Top 3 Farting Euphemisms 1 Opened her lunch 2 Dropped her guts 3 Let off 1. Opened her handbag 2. A romper cough 3. Stepped on a duck 1 Let Rip 2 Blew on the Butt Bassoon 3 Killed a Canary
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