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Post by OneBeat on Apr 7, 2011 12:54:53 GMT
Surely it is mandate by law to have at least one complete lunatic on every forum with arse backwards views on absolutely everything. With this in mind I am in training to become the board racist. I am going to approach those nice English Defence League chaps before the next home game to discuss my next steps. For example, will I have to throw away my Sly & The Family Stone records? Before you know it I will be bleating about how "the white British working class have been marginalised",voting Conservative and making up all manner of insane shit about Nelson Mandela (what a bastard he is eh?). In all seriousness, this board is great. Completely atypical of football forums- not laddish, but still silly enough to be fun. I object. I'll get you started...I fookin hate Eskimos, inuit?
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 7, 2011 13:00:43 GMT
Sorry, I just thought that without Nick being here, someone had to be in charge of the really bad puns...
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Post by patred on Apr 7, 2011 13:25:35 GMT
Sorry, I just thought that without Nick being here, someone had to be in charge of the really bad puns... going by your avatar, it seems that you may have had a nasty experience at one time rubbing noses with an inuit!
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 7, 2011 13:45:32 GMT
Sorry, I just thought that without Nick being here, someone had to be in charge of the really bad puns... going by your avatar, it seems that you may have had a nasty experience at one time rubbing noses with an inuit! there was some honey in the bottom of the tin
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Post by Mandochris on Apr 7, 2011 13:54:42 GMT
going by your avatar, it seems that you may have had a nasty experience at one time rubbing noses with an inuit! there was some honey in the bottom of the tin Clearly, with literary references and in-depth knowledge such as this you are ready to become a father.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 7, 2011 14:23:32 GMT
there was some honey in the bottom of the tin Clearly, with literary references and in-depth knowledge such as this you are ready to become a father. What have I ever done to offend you?! Incidentally, I was horrified to learn that modern kids, while being (as far as they're concerned) well versed in Poohology, are unaware of the concept of Pooh-sticks. Clearly some coont in the H&S department at Disney has had that key part of the stories removed!
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Post by shirleymush on Apr 7, 2011 14:33:11 GMT
Surely it is mandate by law to have at least one complete lunatic on every forum with arse backwards views on absolutely everything. With this in mind I am in training to become the board racist. I am going to approach those nice English Defence League chaps before the next home game to discuss my next steps. For example, will I have to throw away my Sly & The Family Stone records? Before you know it I will be bleating about how "the white British working class have been marginalised",voting Conservative and making up all manner of insane shit about Nelson Mandela (what a bastard he is eh?). In all seriousness, this board is great. Completely atypical of football forums- not laddish, but still silly enough to be fun. I'll get you started...I fookin hate Eskimos, inuit? There was a comedian whose name escapes me who did a very clever routine about hating Eskimos, highlighting the ridiculousness of racism. About 1995 it was. Anyone remember who that was?
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Post by OneBeat on Apr 7, 2011 14:33:24 GMT
Clearly, with literary references and in-depth knowledge such as this you are ready to become a father. What have I ever done to offend you?! Incidentally, I was horrified to learn that modern kids, while being (as far as they're concerned) well versed in Poohology, are unaware of the concept of Pooh-sticks. Clearly some coont in the H&S department at Disney has had that key part of the stories removed! Disney ruin everything.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 7, 2011 14:41:15 GMT
What have I ever done to offend you?! Incidentally, I was horrified to learn that modern kids, while being (as far as they're concerned) well versed in Poohology, are unaware of the concept of Pooh-sticks. Clearly some coont in the H&S department at Disney has had that key part of the stories removed! Disney ruin everything. let's go turn off his freezer!
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Post by Mandochris on Apr 7, 2011 14:44:27 GMT
There's a place near here where I play pooh sticks with my kids. The bridge is quite high, in the middle of a wood, and over a raging white water torrent with rocks and everything. It is rare to see any sticks come out the other side and when we do it is cause for much mirth and merry-making.
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Post by lostboy on Apr 7, 2011 14:53:48 GMT
Clearly, with literary references and in-depth knowledge such as this you are ready to become a father. What have I ever done to offend you?! Incidentally, I was horrified to learn that modern kids, while being (as far as they're concerned) well versed in Poohology, are unaware of the concept of Pooh-sticks. Clearly some coont in the H&S department at Disney has had that key part of the stories removed! I was particularly delighted to see the new DCI Barnaby explaining Poohsticks to DS Jones in the second of the new Midsomer Murders series. (Said in a Daily Mail readers voice).
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Post by Batts on Apr 7, 2011 15:38:59 GMT
What have I ever done to offend you?! Incidentally, I was horrified to learn that modern kids, while being (as far as they're concerned) well versed in Poohology, are unaware of the concept of Pooh-sticks. Clearly some coont in the H&S department at Disney has had that key part of the stories removed! I was particularly delighted to see the new DCI Barnaby explaining Poohsticks to DS Jones in the second of the new Midsomer Murders series. (Said in a Daily Mail readers voice). Personally i would have gone for the 'Points of View reader from the 80s' voice with that one, but each to their own!
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Post by channonite on Apr 7, 2011 20:51:46 GMT
Hi there Having been asked to prove it to get in I couldn't resist the name Recognise most of the other names on here and glad to see afew missing Hope to have a few interesting things to say without slagging any non skates off But have to work now I must admit that I hesitated for a while over that name, but welcome anyway! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2011 8:00:16 GMT
I always thought you had to crap off a bridge. Imagine my amazement when I found out the truth!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2011 8:03:37 GMT
I always thought you had to crap off a bridge. Imagine my amazement when I found out the truth! I shudder to think what you thought the little sticks were for.
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