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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 7:18:28 GMT
I was off work yesterday and spent the whole day and evening on home worsening. I drilled lots of holes in Mrs Y's new flowery wallpaper while she cut through a curtain without realising it was folded underneath itself, rendering it too short for the window. That's when she broke down in tears and I learned for the first time about her emergency pack of cigarettes. She gave up smoking years ago but the emergency pack is a recent development apparently. TBF I wanted one too and I've never smoked. At least she hides them better than her vibrator, which Miss Y finds every so often in a drawer and starts waving about in delight (it's bright pink) going 'Wot's this?' Mrs Y has also inexplicably 'hidden' our old DVD porn collection in a spangly box in the garage that her Mum almost opened a while back.
We did manage to put up a bathroom cabinet and curtain rail in the end and put the bed back together so we've lifted ourselves off a mattress on the living room floor.
The rubbish day was compounded by a terrible night when Miss Y woke up at midnight after a bad dream and it took us a good half hour to coax her out from under the duvet. Mrs Y had to spend another half an hour talking to her about nice topics like Father Christmas. She woke up again wanting to be tucked in so I'm shattered and
I've got to work until 8 tonight FFS.
Here's hoping today is better than yesterday. My boss is on study leave so that should help, as will lunchtime staff footy and a caramel macchiato.
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Post by Mandochris on Oct 6, 2011 7:21:10 GMT
Drat it. Posted simultaneously.
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Post by OneBeat on Oct 6, 2011 7:30:00 GMT
Odd night of dreams. I dreamt that I peed in a cupboard (I have had this dream several times in the past, but I have never actually peed in a cupboard), it was a long satisfying pee too and I woke with a start and in a bit of a panic. Luckily the bed was dry, and I didn't even need to pee. I also dreamt that the alarm went off unexpectedly when it shouldn't. Then the alarm went off unexpectedly, 15 minutes earlier than it should have.
I have just checked my back account and I'm skint, and it's only October 6th. It's kind of depressing, so I stuck Punch on, loud, angry, pissed off music just seemed right.
I need tea now.
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Post by Batts on Oct 6, 2011 7:37:08 GMT
I too used to dream of peeing in a cupboard, and it would indeed be the most satisfying pee in the world ever, but then you wake up during said pee with a feeling of mild panic while you frantically feel around the bed to see if you have wet yourself. And thankfully, more often than not, you haven't :-). Haven't had that dream for about 10 years but I used to quite regularly. I'm sure it is supposed to mean something.
Have finished my white paper which is a bit of a relief; I have been sat hunched over my computer almost non-stop for the last two days, so my brain was frazzled when I finished last night, and my back sore. Thank gawd for the new mattress, which is very much doing its job. MrsBatts is sleeping like a small child (though evidently not Yates' small child) which in turn means that I am too.
Weather is interesting; looks grey, but the odd shaft of sunlight pokes through from time to time. Could mean some golf today, as at last I feel like I can focus on something other than work for a few hours.
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Post by spot51 on Oct 6, 2011 7:43:30 GMT
Morning you giant hairy beasts
If the other GM thread is clean and pure then I'd be more at home here with the secret fags, dildos and cupboards full of piss.
Yesterday was largely taken up with family duties although I did sit down after lunch and doze most of the afternoon away beneath a pile of cocker spaniels.
Another cracking WDYTYA last night. Worked in Pompey all my adult life yet I'd never heard the story of the Polish soldiers who are commemorated in Kingston Cemetary. Stories of the Bethnal Green workhouse and the deprivation maps of the East End were sobering. Be sorry when this current series ends - it has so moved on from the cult of celebrity to real social history and is probably the best TV being made at the mo.
And Amazon tell me The Killing 2 is out on DVD in December so the Beeb better get their fingers out and show it PDQ FFS.
Peanut butter on toast. Handel's Water Music. Grey skies. No socks.
Have a good one.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 7:46:30 GMT
It's a sign of the times...wanking is more acceptable in today's society than smoking. Whatever happened to British reserve, eh? Interesting tale though...that's why I try to steer clear of DIY when possible, it's rarely good for the sanity.
So what answer do you give to the dong question, Yates?!
Morning all, yesterday wasn't too bad, but the uberfurher is in the office today so I imagine it'll be heads down and ears to the grindstone; but I'm a bit knackered this morning due to hungry-pussy issues from 4-6. Our lodger was over last night, and spent the evening writing a florid job application letter for MrsJ (he's a salesy type, so better at buzzwords than me), bless him. It's the start of 3 nights on the trot out for us, with birthday drinks tonight, dinner round some mates' new house in Greenwich Fri and a post-wedding-dinner in Lewisham Sat...so Sun might be a bit of a write-off!
Some coont here had thrown my marge away yesterday, so today's marmitey toast is unacceptably dry...WTF do people think this is an OK thing to do?!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 7:47:54 GMT
'Ey Oop Flowers Sunny and cloudy in Sussex(E) - that's exactly what the BBC weather report says today will be. It's not often that they get it bang on. I hope it's accurate for the whole day as I've got my first ever proper competition match today at golf (West course). I'm hoping that I don't get trounced too badly - but, perversely, I have a good opportunity to be a bit of a bandit. I'd imagine that peeing in a cupboard is not a good habit to start - for a kick off you'd, for health reasons at least, have to empty them all out. Late back yesterday evening - catching trains to and in and around Southampton and Eastleigh and a tedious journey on the south coast line back to Lewes. The first 100+ litres of our 2011 apple juice is ready for collection - so I'll pick that up tomorrow. I need to get back over to Normandy to pick more apples but my passport is in some foreign embassy having a visa stamped in it so I can't get back there until that is returned to me. Unless anyone can knock me up a quick forgery  Tea n'Jordans crunchy stuff needed Have a good day, y'all |
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Post by backwatersaint on Oct 6, 2011 7:52:25 GMT
Morning all. I dreamt that I had to up-end myself in bed (when I do when next door are being loud, no, not like that) but when I woke up I had not up-ended myself so I'm not sure if it did happen and they were being loud.
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Post by Batts on Oct 6, 2011 7:55:09 GMT
I can guarantee that 100+ litres of apple juice will have you peeing in a cupboard!
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Post by Sir B3na1i on Oct 6, 2011 7:59:52 GMT
Morning - this is why you should read both morning threads (if there are two) before picking, this is very entertaining (no offense Chris, but comedy DIY mishaps, kids finding grown up toys and pee dreams (I've regularly had that one too - and only on one occasion did I actually pee - This was on holiday and I was awoken by my wife screaming 'What the f*ck are you doing?' as I was stood leaning against the hotel room wall pissing on the floor and my trainers!)
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 8:01:12 GMT
Morning all. I dreamt that I had to up-end myself in bed (when I do when next door are being loud, no, not like that) but when I woke up I had not up-ended myself so I'm not sure if it did happen and they were being loud. This has given me the mental picture of you trying to sleep thusly:  |
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Post by Rags on Oct 6, 2011 8:08:18 GMT
Having read both morning threads I feel that this one is pitched more at my level. I had a very sound sleep so no pissing in cupboards last night, well, not that I know about yet. For some reason though I have been singing the Weather Girls' song It's Raining Men all morning and now Mrs Rags is convinced I'm coming out of the closet. It's strange how you get weird songs stuck in your head isn't it?
A couple of easy days ahead to cruise into the weekend. No football so I think I will start on redecorating our bedroom and collect a million brownie points from Head Office.
I suppose I had better get off to work now. Have a good day cat felchers.
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Post by saintsfan73 on Oct 6, 2011 8:47:01 GMT
I've never really got how couples could watch porn together. I also thought of it as a solo activity.
It would be like playing football while trying to watch football on the tv......
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Post by Mandochris on Oct 6, 2011 8:48:32 GMT
I've never really got how couples could watch porn together. I also thought of it as a solo activity. It would be like playing football while trying to watch football on the tv...... Precisely. Especially attempting to replicate those intricate movements. |
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Post by saintsfan73 on Oct 6, 2011 9:15:42 GMT
I've never really got how couples could watch porn together. I also thought of it as a solo activity. It would be like playing football while trying to watch football on the tv...... Precisely. Especially attempting to replicate those intricate movements. While trying to keep the fake 'tache on..... |
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