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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 9:22:54 GMT
Precisely. Especially attempting to replicate those intricate movements. While trying to keep the fake 'tache on..... ...on where?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 9:59:47 GMT
All interesting points. I did once dream I was on the toilet and relaxed but woke up to a wet bed. Last night I thought Miss Y had wet herself in fright but I think she'd just sweat herself instead.
I think Mrs Y has fielded inquiries so far and snatched (ahem) the offending object back. Fortunately it's one of those rabbit ones and looks like nothing on earth. I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago and didn't want anything too realistic as it might put me to shame. It's a terrifying contraption with visible ball bearings in circular motion.
As for couples watching porn, it is probably better as a solo activity as now we have access to the embarrassment of riches known as the Internet we can't agree on what to watch. We've got different tastes (ahem).
Sorry for bringing down the tone. I needs some light relief after yesterday's stresses. Mrs Y said that a roller blind nearly ended her parents' marriage so I don't know why she thought buying one for our room was a good idea. Her parents' roller blind was last seen flying down their long garden at high speed.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 10:15:21 GMT
All interesting points. I did once dream I was on the toilet and relaxed but woke up to a wet bed. Last night I thought Miss Y had wet herself in fright but I think she'd just sweat herself instead. I think Mrs Y has fielded inquiries so far and snatched (ahem) the offending object back. Fortunately it's one of those rabbit ones and looks like nothing on earth. I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago and didn't want anything too realistic as it might put me to shame. It's a terrifying contraption with visible ball bearings in circular motion. As for couples watching porn, it is probably better as a solo activity as now we have access to the embarrassment of riches known as the Internet we can't agree on what to watch. We've got different tastes (ahem). Sorry for bringing down the tone. I needs some light relief after yesterday's stresses. Mrs Y said that a roller blind nearly ended her parents' marriage so I don't know why she thought buying one for our room was a good idea. Her parents' roller blind was last seen flying down their long garden at high speed. If you need some relief, maybe you should get a comparable gentlemans' device! I know what you mean about that dream, I think it may have happened to me also... I also think I've peed in someone's cupboard in the past, but I couldn't remember whether it was true or not at the time, so I certianly can't remember now.
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Post by saintsfan73 on Oct 6, 2011 10:16:37 GMT
All interesting points. I did once dream I was on the toilet and relaxed but woke up to a wet bed. Last night I thought Miss Y had wet herself in fright but I think she'd just sweat herself instead. I think Mrs Y has fielded inquiries so far and snatched (ahem) the offending object back. Fortunately it's one of those rabbit ones and looks like nothing on earth. I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago and didn't want anything too realistic as it might put me to shame. It's a terrifying contraption with visible ball bearings in circular motion. As for couples watching porn, it is probably better as a solo activity as now we have access to the embarrassment of riches known as the Internet we can't agree on what to watch. We've got different tastes (ahem). Sorry for bringing down the tone. I needs some light relief after yesterday's stresses. Mrs Y said that a roller blind nearly ended her parents' marriage so I don't know why she thought buying one for our room was a good idea. Her parents' roller blind was last seen flying down their long garden at high speed. There can't be many Librarians who view a vibrator as an acceptable birthday present to the Missus. Fair play to you Yates, you are unique! Go on then give us all a hint of your differing 'tastes'.
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Post by Sir B3na1i on Oct 6, 2011 10:40:45 GMT
I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago Can I just say you've just gone up massively in my estimations, not doing this but for writing it on a forum that your sister reads - I'm guessing Backwater will be blushing and cringing when she reads this thread
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 10:54:39 GMT
I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago Can I just say you've just gone up massively in my estimations, not doing this but for writing it on a forum that your sister reads - I'm guessing Backwater will be blushing and cringing when she reads this thread that thought did cross my mind...but let's not judge, for all we know she might have helped him choose!
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Post by Sir B3na1i on Oct 6, 2011 11:19:35 GMT
Can I just say you've just gone up massively in my estimations, not doing this but for writing it on a forum that your sister reads - I'm guessing Backwater will be blushing and cringing when she reads this thread that thought did cross my mind...but let's not judge, for all we know she might have helped him choose! Are you suggesting some sort of 'fitting room' type helping with Yates stood outside the door 'Any good sis?' 'YES YES YES YES!!!!'
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 6, 2011 11:27:23 GMT
that thought did cross my mind...but let's not judge, for all we know she might have helped him choose! Are you suggesting some sort of 'fitting room' type helping with Yates stood outside the door 'Any good sis?' 'YES YES YES YES!!!!' er... (titterings)
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Post by eusebio on Oct 6, 2011 11:39:01 GMT
that thought did cross my mind...but let's not judge, for all we know she might have helped him choose! Are you suggesting some sort of 'fitting room' type helping with Yates stood outside the door 'Any good sis?' 'YES YES YES YES!!!!' Shhhhh
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Post by OneBeat on Oct 6, 2011 12:11:58 GMT
All interesting points. I did once dream I was on the toilet and relaxed but woke up to a wet bed. Last night I thought Miss Y had wet herself in fright but I think she'd just sweat herself instead. I think Mrs Y has fielded inquiries so far and snatched (ahem) the offending object back. Fortunately it's one of those rabbit ones and looks like nothing on earth. I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago and didn't want anything too realistic as it might put me to shame. It's a terrifying contraption with visible ball bearings in circular motion. As for couples watching porn, it is probably better as a solo activity as now we have access to the embarrassment of riches known as the Internet we can't agree on what to watch. We've got different tastes (ahem). Sorry for bringing down the tone. I needs some light relief after yesterday's stresses. Mrs Y said that a roller blind nearly ended her parents' marriage so I don't know why she thought buying one for our room was a good idea. Her parents' roller blind was last seen flying down their long garden at high speed. It's ok, it wasn't you.
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Post by THE BEAST on Oct 6, 2011 13:47:49 GMT
this is the thread for me I'm afraid, good afternoon
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Post by spot51 on Oct 6, 2011 15:25:00 GMT
All interesting points. I did once dream I was on the toilet and relaxed but woke up to a wet bed. Last night I thought Miss Y had wet herself in fright but I think she'd just sweat herself instead. I think Mrs Y has fielded inquiries so far and snatched (ahem) the offending object back. Fortunately it's one of those rabbit ones and looks like nothing on earth. I got it for Mrs Y's birthday a few years ago and didn't want anything too realistic as it might put me to shame. It's a terrifying contraption with visible ball bearings in circular motion. As for couples watching porn, it is probably better as a solo activity as now we have access to the embarrassment of riches known as the Internet we can't agree on what to watch. We've got different tastes (ahem). Sorry for bringing down the tone. I needs some light relief after yesterday's stresses. Mrs Y said that a roller blind nearly ended her parents' marriage so I don't know why she thought buying one for our room was a good idea. Her parents' roller blind was last seen flying down their long garden at high speed. It is a long time since I watched any hardcore porn but BITD my main reaction was one of inadequacy. Along with the dodgy taches most of the blokes seemed to be endowed with dongs of equine proportions and I'm sure that in a, er..., group situation I'd be concerned about failing to measure up.
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Post by channonite on Oct 6, 2011 17:38:18 GMT
I wish I had found this thread sooner. It is clearly the one for me, as I have had an awful week thanks to Wessex Water getting loads of soil into out water system. One thing after another has failed, culminating in the cold water tank at 3.30am yesterday morning, when it overflowed. Luckily the first thing water looks for is the shorter route down, which happened to be through the holes made where the smoke alarm is attached to the landing ceiling. I woke to the sound of the smoke alarm complaining that it was malfunctioning. This probably saved a far worse disaster. Anyway, the upshot was that we had no water yesterday, so no nice shower in the morning. The tank now has to be replaced and the new tank (collapsable owing to the lack of room in the roof) will not arrive till tomorrow and will be fitted on Saturday morning. In the meantime the plumber has bypassed the feed to the tank in the roof, so we at least have cold water for the loos, sinks etc. No hot water at all though. Moaning over. For the moment.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2011 12:15:48 GMT
That reminds me.
I think I've got a UTI. I was in pain when I got up this morning and had to go for a lie down. It felt like my urethra was on fire. I'm drinking lots of water now.
PS. Water problems are such a pain. We've spent thousands on getting ours sorted.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Oct 7, 2011 12:28:56 GMT
That reminds me. I think I've got a UTI. I was in pain when I got up this morning and had to go for a lie down. It felt like my urethra was on fire. I'm drinking lots of water now. PS. Water problems are such a pain. We've spent thousands on getting ours sorted. Heh, I see what you did there! Shirley TUI is the best place to talk about UTI, though?
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