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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2011 7:07:23 GMT
That's a good start. I nearly put Monday morning but then I am frigging knackered. Thanks a bunch sproglet.
So it's the small matter of Rochdale away tonight. I would love it if we beat them. Love it.
Who do you think has been player of the season? I'd nibble Lallana's nuts if he asked me to but I also like Fonte (pronounced 'Font' fact fans). I'd probably stroke his hair if he wanted. Rickie's had an off-season by his standards but I'd still put another balti pie in the oven for him. I didn't like Barnard at first but now I'd give him a lift down to A&E in the early hours even though he'd got blood on the carpet.
If you had to live with your favourite Saints player as man and 'wife' what would you do for them in the domestic setting?
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Post by spot51 on Apr 12, 2011 7:16:24 GMT
Tut tut.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 12, 2011 7:47:45 GMT
Oh no...double GM thread horror Morning all, sunny again; but the powers that be have gone into "oh no, you can't have your cake and eat it" mode and are warning that they'll punish us for this nice weather with hosepipe bans...why can't they just let people enjoy something for a change? None too confident about tonight, but maybe they'll surprise me. A draw would do, a win would be a big step forward. Er Yates, I think you need some more sleep; your question has disturbing undertones FFS. To attempt to answer your question; Nads is obviously teacher's pet and could probably get away with most things, but I think I'll leave his nads to you. Ricky I'd leave well alone as I wouldn't want to upset Burls. I am a bit uneasy about Fonte, as his name is very similar to a teacher I had at school, but I'd make Rahdi a nice kousksi bil ghalmi to make him feel at home. Barney I'd also take to A&E, but I'm not sure I'd risk going out on the lash with him! Fruity shredded wheatlets with my coffee, more new stuff; lately a couple of Bloody Beetroots' tracks.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2011 8:04:21 GMT
Good call.
I'd also shave off Kelvin's stubble before I introduced him to my parents.
I'd dye Harding's hair jet black and shrink his sweatbands in the wash.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Apr 12, 2011 8:21:52 GMT
Good call. I'd also shave off Kelvin's stubble before I introduced him to my parents. I'd dye Harding's hair jet black and shrink his sweatbands in the wash. Harding I'd keep in a stall at a fairground and invite all the ballboys in the land to come and verbally abuse him, and possibly throw soft fruit.
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Post by OneBeat on Apr 12, 2011 10:32:52 GMT
Oh no...double GM thread horror Morning all, sunny again; but the powers that be have gone into "oh no, you can't have your cake and eat it" mode and are warning that they'll punish us for this nice weather with hosepipe bans...why can't they just let people enjoy something for a change? None too confident about tonight, but maybe they'll surprise me. A draw would do, a win would be a big step forward. Er Yates, I think you need some more sleep; your question has disturbing undertones FFS. To attempt to answer your question; Nads is obviously teacher's pet and could probably get away with most things, but I think I'll leave his nads to you. Ricky I'd leave well alone as I wouldn't want to upset Burls. I am a bit uneasy about Fonte, as his name is very similar to a teacher I had at school, but I'd make Rahdi a nice kousksi bil ghalmi to make him feel at home. Barney I'd also take to A&E, but I'm not sure I'd risk going out on the lash with him! Fruity shredded wheatlets with my coffee, more new stuff; lately a couple of Bloody Beetroots' tracks. Double GM threads aren't to be feared, they are to be embraced. Go Yateley.
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Post by THE BEAST on Apr 12, 2011 11:00:15 GMT
let's overtake from behind, go the erroneous thread...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2011 17:18:23 GMT
Jehram's got the right idea. I'd dress up like a ball boy and abuse Harding.
I'd watch Chip n' Dale with Dale Stephens while eating chips.
I'd go on a bus trip with Mr Adkins.
The possibilities are endless.
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