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Post by Rags on Jan 23, 2012 17:33:59 GMT
Apparently old twitchy opened an offshore account in his dog's name to hide his bungs. I would try the same but nobody is going to believe it when I open an account in the name of Pumpkin.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Jan 23, 2012 18:52:24 GMT
Apparently old twitchy opened an offshore account in his dog's name to hide his bungs. I would try the same but nobody is going to believe it when I open an account in the name of Pumpkin. TBH, I thought Pumpkin was your name...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2012 18:53:26 GMT
Crufts winning dogs owners used to do the same to hide their prize money but when Oakington Puckshill Amber Sunblush's owner tried it the tax-man got wise to it.
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Post by backwatersaint on Jan 24, 2012 9:13:18 GMT
At least it's one story that's guaranteed to amuse this week. He'll wriggle out of it though, some token fine that he can easily cover from one of his dodgy accounts they DON'T know about.
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Post by The Rover on Jan 24, 2012 12:23:56 GMT
At least it's one story that's guaranteed to amuse this week. He'll wriggle out of it though, some token fine that he can easily cover from one of his dodgy accounts they DON'T know about. How many dogs has he got?
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Post by THE BEAST on Jan 24, 2012 14:55:38 GMT
At least it's one story that's guaranteed to amuse this week. He'll wriggle out of it though, some token fine that he can easily cover from one of his dodgy accounts they DON'T know about. How many dogs has he got? Let me answer that question by postulating another one..."how many places in the world offer offshore, secret, semisecret, or in some other way tax-free, banking?"
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Post by The Rover on Jan 24, 2012 15:51:57 GMT
That many? Sandbanks Dog Kennels?
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Post by THE BEAST on Jan 24, 2012 15:59:15 GMT
That many? Sandbanks Dog Kennels? I've never thought of the place that way but you might have a point... even the other Redknapp's wife might be considered to be heading that way these days?
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Post by Rags on Jan 24, 2012 17:50:57 GMT
I'm actually quite jealous. Rednap's dog goes around opening bank accounts and my dog just lays on the sofa farting.
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Post by THE BEAST on Jan 24, 2012 17:52:44 GMT
I'm actually quite jealous. Rednap's dog goes around opening bank accounts and my dog just lays on the sofa farting. I think there is a degree of dogs reflecting owners going on here… It's not vegetarian curry eating as well is it Rags?
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Post by shirleymush on Jan 24, 2012 22:21:24 GMT
Rosie Redknapp should be on the next Celebrity Apprentice- she is clearly quite the entrepreneur.
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Post by Rags on Jan 24, 2012 23:05:31 GMT
I'm actually quite jealous. Rednap's dog goes around opening bank accounts and my dog just lays on the sofa farting. I think there is a degree of dogs reflecting owners going on here… It's not vegetarian curry eating as well is it Rags? I think it has more to do with her habit of eating the contents of the cat litter tray.
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Post by THE BEAST on Jan 25, 2012 11:23:20 GMT
I think there is a degree of dogs reflecting owners going on here… It's not vegetarian curry eating as well is it Rags? I think it has more to do with her habit of eating the contents of the cat litter tray. And she has the nerve to lick you with that tongue? the dirty tart!
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Post by shirleymush on Jan 26, 2012 22:59:28 GMT
So 'Arry's defence is built on the fact that he is a complete retard. Just like when the old bill seized his computer.
"I dun even know ah'a turn the fackin fing on, Sandra does it for me". I wonder if she also wipes his shitty arse for him, and mops the spunk off his saggy fecking belly after he's just had a bank about his daughter-in-law?
Or perhaps it is Sandra, and not 'Arry or his dog, who is the family criminal mastermind?
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Post by Rags on Jan 26, 2012 23:03:54 GMT
So 'Arry's defence is built on the fact that he is a complete retard. Just like when the old bill seized his computer. "I dun even know ah'a turn the fackin fing on, Sandra does it for me". I wonder if she also wipes his shitty arse for him, and mops the spunk off his saggy fecking belly after he's just had a bank about his daughter-in-law? Or perhaps it is Sandra, and not 'Arry or his dog, who is the family criminal mastermind? Is this the same complete technophobe who appears in a telly ad for a computer game?
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