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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 17:55:00 GMT
Yessiree. I'm gonna bring him a red rose. NOT JOKING. Isn't "red Rose" street slang for "anus"? hope so |
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Post by theallseeingeye on Feb 3, 2012 18:04:13 GMT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. You know age is catching up with you when trimming one's nasal hair becomes a daily occurance. I am currently contemplating the removal of one so lengthy and thick that, were I employed in a posh school, I'm sure one of the children would tug on it and expect the butler to arrive shortly afterwards. I'll sort tickets tomorrow. I prefer plucking of the old nose hair, makes your eyes water, but great fun. |
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 18:48:08 GMT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. Does THAT mean that you and Shirley are going on a Valentines' night date?  Ow, why would you do such an horrific thing?... when I run out of batteries, I leave the nasal passages well alone (and get nagged). I am going to don a Rickie Lambert mask then let him split me like an old piece of firewood. |
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Feb 3, 2012 20:36:30 GMT
Does THAT mean that you and Shirley are going on a Valentines' night date? Ow, why would you do such an horrific thing?... when I run out of batteries, I leave the nasal passages well alone (and get nagged). I am going to don a Rickie Lambert mask then let him split me like an old piece of firewood. *something about feeding the bear* |
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