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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 15:36:50 GMT
Well nearly anyway.
feck this world, I didn't sign up for this shit.
If it wasn't for Sammy-Jo's (named changed to protect her identity) unbelievably fit mum giving me a lovely big smile I'd be tempted to sack it all off.
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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 15:41:43 GMT
This has been one of the longest days of my entire life. I'm a f*cking shambles.
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 15:43:31 GMT
This has been one of the longest days of my entire life. I'm a f*cking shambles. Do you still fancy West Ham you slag? I might see about tickets tomorrow.
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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 15:49:37 GMT
Definitely mate. Especially having missed out on a day of frolics with you on Satdee. This has been one of the longest days of my entire life. I'm a f*cking shambles. Do you still fancy West Ham you slag? I might see about tickets tomorrow.
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 15:50:42 GMT
Definitely mate. Especially having missed out on a day of frolics with you on Satdee. Do you still fancy West Ham you slag? I might see about tickets tomorrow. It's half term that week...
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Post by lostboy on Feb 3, 2012 15:55:56 GMT
I'm there! In the Bobby Moore suite!
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 15:59:36 GMT
I'm there! In the Bobby Moore suite! Jammy bugger. Once upon a time I'd have scoffed at the prawn sandwich brigade. Now I'd just scoff the prawn sandwiches.
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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 16:00:12 GMT
Definitely mate. Especially having missed out on a day of frolics with you on Satdee. It's half term that week... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div.
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 16:05:40 GMT
It's half term that week... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. You know age is catching up with you when trimming one's nasal hair becomes a daily occurance. I am currently contemplating the removal of one so lengthy and thick that, were I employed in a posh school, I'm sure one of the children would tug on it and expect the butler to arrive shortly afterwards. I'll sort tickets tomorrow.
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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 16:09:51 GMT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. You know age is catching up with you when trimming one's nasal hair becomes a daily occurance. I am currently contemplating the removal of one so lengthy and thick that, were I employed in a posh school, I'm sure one of the children would tug on it and expect the butler to arrive shortly afterwards. I'll sort tickets tomorrow. ha ha ha! first smile of the day.
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Post by lostboy on Feb 3, 2012 16:11:11 GMT
You know age is catching up with you when trimming one's nasal hair becomes a daily occurance. Wait 'til you get to my age, it's making a break from the ears as well!
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Post by shirleymush on Feb 3, 2012 16:15:30 GMT
You know age is catching up with you when trimming one's nasal hair becomes a daily occurance. Wait 'til you get to my age, it's making a break from the ears as well! No, no, I've got that too. Only white ones at the moment, but they're there.
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Post by Furry Frank The Combat Wombat on Feb 3, 2012 17:22:31 GMT
It's half term that week... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. Does THAT mean that you and Shirley are going on a Valentines' night date? Ow, why would you do such an horrific thing?... when I run out of batteries, I leave the nasal passages well alone (and get nagged).
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Post by burleyshassey on Feb 3, 2012 17:39:26 GMT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS here's one for you: I'm in a lot of pain at the moment. Why? Because my electric shaver had run out of battery this morning so I attempted to shave my inner nostril hairs WITH A DISPOSABLE BIC RAZOR. I am a f*cking stonewall div. Does THAT mean that you and Shirley are going on a Valentines' night date? Ow, why would you do such an horrific thing?... when I run out of batteries, I leave the nasal passages well alone (and get nagged). Yessiree. I'm gonna bring him a red rose. NOT JOKING.
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Post by THE BEAST on Feb 3, 2012 17:45:00 GMT
Does THAT mean that you and Shirley are going on a Valentines' night date? Ow, why would you do such an horrific thing?... when I run out of batteries, I leave the nasal passages well alone (and get nagged). Yessiree. I'm gonna bring him a red rose. NOT JOKING. Isn't "red Rose" street slang for "anus"?
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