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Post by theallseeingeye on Mar 23, 2012 18:38:23 GMT
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Post by lostboy on May 4, 2012 14:22:04 GMT
I took a girl home from a club last night. After a wine we went upstairs and whilst taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed. "I hope that's not the fat one from last week!" "What the feck was that?" said the girl. "it's that bastard memory foam mattress" I replied.
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Post by theallseeingeye on May 5, 2012 9:31:13 GMT
Your doctor recommends regular exercise, a low-fat diet and quitting smoking as a way of bringing down your high cholesterol count but we both know he may as well have asked you to catch a unicorn using a rope made of Yeti pubes......
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Post by theallseeingeye on May 5, 2012 9:33:48 GMT
Just been watching the news regarding the stricken cruise ship. The presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". All I did was glance at the wife and it all kicked off! Exalt.
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